Electronics Forum / Electrical Engineering / July 2009

It's sad that you've gotten into this situation without knowing
beforehand who you are dealing with.  Let me try to help you with some
background information:

Tom and Carolyn used to be Theresa and Carolyn.  Yes, Tom is in the
later stages of his trans-gender therapy and has almost completed the
procedure of becoming a male.  This is also the root cause of his
violent outbursts directed at you.  Consider what a woman has to
undergo to become a man.  It's not nearly as difficult to remove body
parts as it is to add on new ones.  When the time came to provide Tom
with a penis, the only one available was from a black man who recently
met his demise in an automobile accident.  While at first one might
assume this would not be an issue for Theresa as she was determined to
get the job done, she did not discover until after the surgical
procedure was completed that the penis donor was born and raised in
Southern Alabama in the 1960's.  Hence, the frequent beatings
administered to him solely on the basis of his race resulted in a
highly deformed member that some said resembled a stunted, crooked
branch of an old oak tree, replete with burrs and splinters.  Needless
to say, Theresa, nee Tom, was not happy and has become more bitter
with each passing day.  Indeed, his primary interest in you is the
condition of your dick.  When he asks to see it, rest assured that he
is not gay and will not perform oral sex on you.  He will,
undoubtedly, whip out a Bowie and slice it off cleanly, likely with
the assistance of Carolyn.  This is why he always travels with an
insulated cooler and has his medical team telephone number programmed
into his cell phone.  I'd suggest giving Carolyn a quick bang if you
can get alone with her and then stay away from them both.

Hope this helps.