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Electronics Forum / Electronics / March 2007DAMN LIES from David L Jones
"David L. Jones" > I've also had the "pleasure" of a call from Phil: ( snip link to Google archive ) ** Back somewhere in 1996/7/8 - David L. Jones used the business name: " Tronnort Technologies " and worked from home in Lethbridge Park, on the outskirts of Sydney. He contributed several construction articles to " Electronics Australia " ( EA) magazine at around that time. By 1998, EA magazine had published no less than 8 similar articles from myself - plus numerous CDI items, several letters to the editor and a whole Forum column devoted to a topic I raised. Now, the phone number for " Tronnort Technologies" was published in the magazine for people to use & for David's benefit. It was a local Sydney phone number. On one occasion, the editor of EA magazine ( Jim Rowe ) suggested I give David a call re some issues that were current at that time affecting the magazine and its readers. So I did. As I recall, David feigned interest - but as he did not perceive the issues as affecting him personally he was unable to see their wider significance. Cos he simply lacked the imagination. A serious metal disability he has demonstrated publicly countless times on this NG ever since. > That was before he figured out what computers were. ** How utterly ridiculous !!!! Bought my first personal computer in 1982, my first IBM clone in 1987 and three more since then. What an absolute a.s is this David L. Jones cretin. ...... Phil > By 1998, EA magazine had published no less than 8 similar articles from > myself - plus numerous CDI items, several letters to the editor and a > whole Forum column devoted to a topic I raised. Oh dear, here we go again - blowing our own trumpet. Next he'll tell us how he got swindled out of his royalty rights on the pocket oscillator - dreay stuff really.... > As I recall, David feigned interest - but as he did not perceive the > issues [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > ** How utterly ridiculous !!!! And justifying himself by attempting to run down others - another pathetic trait. > Bought my first personal computer in 1982, my first IBM clone in 1987 and > three more since then. So f.cking what? And you still don't know how to use one properly. LOL > What an absolute a.s is this David L. Jones cretin. More Phil self justification by trying ever so hard to float to the top of the sh.t pile. > ...... Phil "Alan Rutlidge aka the Arse Bandit " ** The public dunnys of Northbridge, Perth a bit dull for you tonight ? All the talent gone to much younger & better looking faggots ?? How sad. ...... Phil > "Alan Rutlidge aka the Arse Bandit " > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > ...... Phil Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the saddest faggot of them all? Why Philthy dear why need you ask? Surely you are the most tragic of them all. >A serious metal disability he has demonstrated publicly countless times on >this NG ever since. Seriously Phil, If you change from Brass to Titanium for those hip joints then that metal disability will dissappear fairly quickly and you will be the lighter for it. then you can roll around the old hip joint and comment "nice bit of brass that, wouldna guess where it bin..." :P  SignatureRegards Mike * VK/VL Commodore FuseRails that wont warp or melt with fuse failure indication and now with auto 10-15 min timer for engine illumination option. * VN, VP, VR Models with relay holder in progress. * Twin Tyres to suit most sedans, trikes and motorcycle sidecars http://niche.iinet.net.au "Mike the ASD f.cked Moron from Perth " ** So you did meet up with "Alan Rutlidge the Arse Bandit" in the Northbridge dunnys tonight ? Good planning or just good luck ? ....... Phil > "Mike the ASD f.cked Moron from Perth " > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > ....... Phil Oh dear, she's having a relapse. Must be all those memories of the school days with the brothers flooding back. Or is it simply Phil getting a big fright from having looked at his reflection from the side of a chrome plated toaster? >Oh dear, she's having a relapse. >Must be all those memories of the school days with the brothers flooding >back. >Or is it simply Phil getting a big fright from having looked at his >reflection from the side of a chrome plated toaster? He really is ill, its not worth responding when he gets onto sex, swears and abuses, he is just *not* capable of taking a joke, because maybe he is a joke and on medication or should be. Sad but I have lost all interest in replying to any of his posts and given his level of response its prob better others dont reply either, when kids throw sand about in their play pen - best to just wisely stay away... bye SignatureRegards Mike * VK/VL Commodore FuseRails that wont warp or melt with fuse failure indication and now with auto 10-15 min timer for engine illumination option. * VN, VP, VR Models with relay holder in progress. * Twin Tyres to suit most sedans, trikes and motorcycle sidecars http://niche.iinet.net.au > "David L. Jones" > [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > > ...... Phil LMAO! Robin Williams said it best: http://www.gotwavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Good_Morn ing_Vietnam"e=yowknow.txt&file=yowknow.wav Dave. >> "David L. Jones" >> [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > > Dave. Phil is always the blower, never the blown. >>> "David L. Jones" >>> [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > > Phil is always the blower, never the blown. 'tis better to give than to receive >>>> "David L. Jones" >>>> [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] > > 'tis better to give than to receive Said the chook about the egg sambo to the pig about the ham sambo. The pig wasn't persuaded. "Otter" <konrad@lorenz.net> wrote in message ... David L. Jones <altzone@gmail.com> typed: On Mar 17, 8:08 pm, "Phil Allison" <philalli...@tpg.com.au> wrote: > >>> I've also had the "pleasure" of a call from Phil: > >> ( snip link to Google archive ) Snip yet another unauthorised biography by Usenet's most inaccurate biographer. Every one a work of fiction. > >>> That was before he figured out what computers were. > >> ** How utterly ridiculous !!!! > >> Bought my first personal computer in 1982, my first IBM clone in > >> 1987 and three more since then. Were they all from Trash Converters, or just part of your 'verge collection'? > >> What an absolute a.s is this David L. Jones cretin. > > LMAO! > > Robin Williams said it best: http://www.gotwavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Good_Morn ing_Vietnam"e=yowknow.txt&file=yowknow.wav > Phil is always the blower, never the blown. Philthy has played more tunes on the skin flute than the New York Philharmonic :-). ruff On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:08:50 +1100, Phil Allison wrote snip... Are you any relation to Rod Speed? Dan > On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:08:50 +1100, Phil Allison wrote > > snip... > > Are you any relation to Rod Speed? ** Rod-f.cking-who? .... Phil > ** Rod-f.cking-who? Rod-f.cking-Speed Dan >> ** Rod-f****ng-who? > > Rod-f****ing-Speed > > Dan Toaster Boy here knows exactly who Rod is only too well. Back in the old days these two used have some great punch ups on aus.legal. Probably why Philthy chooses to forget is Rod always used win the arguments ;-) Cheers TT >>> ** Rod-f****ng-who? >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Cheers TT ** TOTAL HOTCOCK!!!!!!!!! I have *never* lost an argument, with anyone, EVER, EVER, EVER !!!!!!!!! ** AND, I know to remember my motherboard, unlike some lazy buggers!!!!!!!!! .... Phil >>>> ** Rod-f****ng-who? >>> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > I have *never* lost an argument, with anyone, EVER, EVER, > EVER !!!!!!!!! BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA............ (tears streaming down face, holding sides so they don't split) > ** AND, I know to remember my motherboard, unlike some > lazy buggers!!!!!!!!! I think I can be forgiven as I look after 5 desktops and 4 laptops in my immediate family and business. > .... Philthy the liar TT (numero uno) "Phil Allison" <philallison@tpq.cum.au> wrote in message news:etisth$ej9$1@aioe.org... > >>>> ** Rod-f****ng-who? > >>> > >>> Rod-f****ing-Speed > >> Toaster Boy here knows exactly who Rod is only too well. > >> Back in the old days these two used have some great punch ups on > >> aus.legal. Probably why Philthy chooses to forget is Rod always used to > >> win the arguments ;-) > > ** TOTAL HOTCOCK!!!!!!!!! > > I have *never* lost an argument, with anyone, EVER, EVER, > > EVER !!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! This is better than one of Frank Burns' performances on M*A*S*H. I can just see poor old Philthy, wrists flapping, red-faced, eyes bulging, stamping the floor & crying 'NEVER, EVER, EVER.....STAMP, STAMP, STAMP! What I wouldn't give for a video of that performance :-). >BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA............ >(tears streaming down face, holding sides so they don't split) > > ** AND, I know to remember my motherboard, unlike some > > lazy buggers!!!!!!!!! > I think I can be forgiven as I look after 5 desktops and 4 laptops in my > immediate family and business. Not by Philthy. He NEVER forgives or forgets. Part of his Paranoid Personality Disorder. Still, who cares? ruff >> >>>> ** Rod-f****ng-who? >> >>> [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > > ruff Oh ruff this is just such classic stuff, it is just soooooo funny. I will be saving these posts because everytime I feel a little down and need a really good laugh I'm going to read them again. It has that certain Pythonesque humour that really never dates or stops being funny :-)) Cheers TT >>>>> ** Rod-f****ng-who? >>>> [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > TT (numero uno) If you want to be numero uno perhaps you should check things a little more carefully. Look the headers of the message that you are replying to and see if you can spot the problem:- Path: news-server.bigpond.net.au!ken-transit.news.telstra.net!lon-in.news.telstra.net!news.telstra.net!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.freenet.de!news.germany.com!aioe.org!not-for-mail From: Phil Allison <philallison@tpq.cum.au> Newsgroups: aus.electronics Subject: Re: DAMN LIES from David L Jones Date: Sun, 18 Mar 2007 19:24:20 +1100 Organization: Toaster-Boy EnterprisesI Lines: 34 Message-ID: <etisth$ej9$1@aioe.org> References: <561ph4F26u27fU1@mid.individual.net> <pan.2007.03.18.06.20.59.454119@localhost.localhost> <etim5e$20j$1@aioe.org> <pan.2007.03.18.07.03.18.933332@localhost.localhost> <45fce854$1@quokka.wn.com.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: ZsW3XOPolYoOOR+fh2pYrw.user.aioe.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Complaints-To: abuse@aioe.org Xref: news-server.bigpond.net.au aus.electronics:39520 References: 1 2 3 4 5 : > TT (numero uno) : : If you want to be numero uno perhaps you should check things a little more : carefully. Look the headers of the message that you are replying to and see : if you can spot the problem:- Well spotted Keith. If it writes like PA, talks like PA and behaves like PA why check the headers? As far as "numero uno" goes PA *always* puts me as #1 on his lists of people he dislikes. So as to give him even more reason I usually quote it. As far as me having any other claim to fame then it is a very short discussion indeed as I am just Mr. John Citizen AKA Mr.Joe Average ;-) Also PA claims to be a Latin Scholar so IMHO it is apt. "Furnulum pani nolo." http://www.geocities.com/krishna_kunchith/humor/greek-latin.html#codex Cheers TT :-)) > "Furnulum pani nolo." I was forced to do Latin for a year at school, but not wanting to be a priest or a botanist, I skipped out to physics and chemistry ASAP. >> "Furnulum pani nolo." For those that didn't want to go to the link "I don't want a toaster." :-)) > I was forced to do Latin for a year at school, but not > wanting to be a > priest or a botanist, I skipped out to physics and > chemistry ASAP. Yep, I know how you feel as I was *forced* to do French. The only things I retain from those lessons is the memories of my rather youngish and well endowed French teacher and her very ample cleavage which she constantly flaunted :-) And yes I had a hankering for the science labs as well and it was always a challenge to see what I could make go bang, whoosh, smell or smoke. The only problem was it was not always deliberate :-( Oh and my first teacher had the predisposition of doing this all by himself ;-) Oh the memories. This guy actually had trouble lighting Bunsen Burners and on one memorable day had the thing as a flame thrower and was not content with that feat then proceeded to incinerate his class notes, the rest of the top of his desk, triggering the fire alarm and causing a whole wing to be evacuated. All in all a great day at school really. As it turned out, apparently, you aren't supposed to remove the regulators from LPG bottles in science labs ;-) I still wonder to this day if he really was a PhysEd teacher instead ;-) Cheers TT >>>> ** Rod-f****ng-who? >>> Rod-f****ing-Speed [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > ** TOTAL HOTCOCK!!!!!!!!! Oh look your favorite area of expertise . > I have *never* lost an argument, with anyone, EVER, EVER, EVER !!!!!!!!! you lose everyday (by drawing breath), the only way you might win is by killing your self in protest . > ** AND, I know to remember my motherboard, unlike some lazy buggers!!!!!!!!! its a shame you wont remember your place bottom. > .... Phil > Probably why > Philthy chooses to forget is Rod always used win the arguments ;-) Rod only ever win arguments if you count getting in the last word and spewing the most bile. :-) Are Phil and Rod related? Dan >> Probably why >> Philthy chooses to forget is Rod always used win the arguments ;-) [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Dan They are not "related" but they have relations often. >> Probably why >> Philthy chooses to forget is Rod always used win the [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Dan Yep. Rod is the smarter cousin ;-) Actually I have no idea but with the two of them relentlessly, automatically gainsaying the other it was very funny. Rod particularly annoyed Philthy because none of his usual tactics made the slightest impression. Just Google both their names in aus.legal and you will see what I mean. Cheers TT > > Probably why > > Philthy chooses to forget is Rod always used win the arguments ;-) [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Dan I thought they were sisters. SignatureService to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida >> On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:08:50 +1100, Phil Allison wrote >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > .... Phil The bloke you fellate on a regular basis |
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